The Bears are the Saddest Franchise

Using an AI image because nothing popped for 'sad loser Chicago Bears fan clown"

This past Sunday game was an absolutely miserable experience for Bears fans. It was probably a miserable experience for non-Bears fans as well. The winning team (Commanders) didn't even score a TD until the last 2 seconds of the game. That disaster of a game is directly a result of head coach Matt Eberflus and offensive coordinator Shane Waldron.

Let's start with the Williams talk and O-Line talk because I have said my pieces on them and I don't want to focus in on them for this article. Williams sucked in the first half and overthrew the ball most of if not the whole game. In his defense, his protection unit has the reflexes of a toddler that just learned to walk and the football IQ of one drooling over Cocomelon on their iPad. I'm not sure at what point this goes up to the GM Ryan Poles on not building a better O-Line but here we are and our head coach is too busy with his head up his own ass to properly coach them.

Speaking of Matt Eberflus - I'm ready for this organization to fire him into the sun. To people that know me I was on record last off-season before the draft arguing that we should have gotten rid of that loser yesterday. I stand by this until proven otherwise which I have VERY little faith in. How can you call yourself a head coach when you can't coach an O-Line arguably the most valuable key to good "quaterbacking" let alone coach your players to not be complete jackasses on the field (glaring incredibly hard at you Stevenson). We lost this game in the first half when we couldn't get anything going and it was sealed by Stevenson who felt the need to taunt Washington's crowd instead of covering his man which ultimately led to the hail mary for Jayden Daniels. This behavior is a locker room issue and shows a glimpse into the absolute circus that Eberflus is running.

Shane Waldron - I'm also starting to get sick of you. What the hell was that call with the handoff to Doug Kramer on the goal line? You're a joke of a team playing not to lose, DOWN to the Commanders and this is the stunt you pull? This isn't the 1985 Super Bowl and we're up by 3 scores. It wasn't cute, if it had worked it would not have been cute. It was dumb, plain and simple dumb. Ultimately though that call ends up falling on our dunce of a coach Eberflus. HOW do you allow a call like that to even be installed let alone called in a game where we are (again for the people in the back) DOWN IN POINTS.

I'd like to end with some last thoughts about Eberflus because not only did he completely mishandle the game and his players, he mishandled the (I'm trying really hard not use expletives) post game interview. Here are some of my favorite quotes from the post game interview:

"The pocket was firmer in the second half which I thought was good" - Did he watch the same game I did? This statement is false and made audibly laugh out loud.

"I gotta look at the operation [of the Doug Kramer play (which was fumbled)]... we have 3 or 4 of those" - Please burn all 3 or 4 of those plays. Also what do you need to look at? It should NEVER be run again.

"We chose to do the 3 man rush... I'm not sure what happened back there you know, in terms of blocking" - This is exactly something I would say in my limited football knowledge if I had to defend an asinine call I made. Do the fucking math coach, they had more than 3 guys. What blocking are you doing with 3 guys on what is obviously going to be a hail mary attempt?

Gotta hand it to Packer fans on this one, the Bears still suck. We will also be a sad, loser, and incompetent franchise. This sucks.